hey is your girlfriend seeing anyone
youre gonna look so goddamn cool
wait okay so is this giving off the idea that people should be almost ashamed of their larger appearance? An appearance that can only be vindicated once one has died and shed it’s physical matter? I’m sorry and I get it’s a ‘joke’ and such but I don’t really see how anyone could feel good after reading this, it’s almost implying that you have to die or kill yourself to ‘look so goddamn cool’ that’s rank.
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
Patterns by William Morris, part III.